Kickass and chew bubble gum and i'm all out of ass

My life on the table top.
Started playing D&D when i was 16, my first character was a human fighter. I’m 22 now and i have played a level 30 favored soul named jacob who made spinning flaming blades blend his enemies, pissed off 3 gods in the hells, and at level 21, dismissed a level 26 on a natural 20. I have DMed my own campaigns and found i suck at it because i’m mostly plot and just make squishies and dungeon crawls.
In conclusion, i lost my virginity, moved out of my moms basement, and am advancing my career. There goes my 10 year plan.

My life on the table top.

Started playing D&D when i was 16, my first character was a human fighter. I’m 22 now and i have played a level 30 favored soul named jacob who made spinning flaming blades blend his enemies, pissed off 3 gods in the hells, and at level 21, dismissed a level 26 on a natural 20. I have DMed my own campaigns and found i suck at it because i’m mostly plot and just make squishies and dungeon crawls.

In conclusion, i lost my virginity, moved out of my moms basement, and am advancing my career. There goes my 10 year plan.


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